God Talks To George Bush

Oct 7, 2005

According to BBC News, George W. Bush is the world’s newest religious nut… God talks to him:

I’m driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan. And I did, and then God would tell me, George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq… And I did.

And now, again, I feel God’s words coming to me, Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East. And by God I’m gonna do it.

Only 3 more years left :/

And a joke to finish him of;

In the United States, a guy is in his car on the
motorway when it arrives at traffic jam.

A while later, someone knocks on his window. The guy
rolls down his window
and asks “What’s happening?”

The other guy says “Terrorists have taken Bush
hostage and demand a million dollars, otherwise they
will pour gasoline on him and throw a match at him.

So, I’m going from car to car to collect donations.”

The driver asks: “And how much do people give?”

“5-10 liters. It depends.”