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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists……two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!”

The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.” The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes.”I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”

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A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign.
Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, “Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?”

The guy in the Rolls says, “Yes, of course I do.”
“I got one too… see?” the Texan says.
“Uh, huh, yes, that’s very nice.”

“You got a fax machine?” asks the Texan.
“Why, actually, yes, I do.”
“I do too! See? It’s right here!” brags the Texan.

The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says,

“So, do you have a double bed in back there?”
The guy in the Rolls replies, “NO! Do you?”

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A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.

A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.

A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

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It’s a old film clip, but I just stumbled over it again, and it is actually a fun, although scary, experiment.
It’s all about an hypnotist who hypnotise to think that he is locked into a hospital (or something like that) where lots of zombies are attacking him.

Download the movie here