Kosovo - Kokomo

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Here is the lyrics for the song Kosovo - a parody based on Beach Boys’ Kokomo.
Some american soldiers sang the lyrics while some norwegian soldiers did the musicvideo, and the result you can see over at Big-Boys.
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Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don’t want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don’t make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don’t want to go to)
Serbia, on the Aegean Sea

There’s a place called Kosovo,
that’s where you don’t want to go
to get away from it all

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Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don’t want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don’t make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don’t want to go to)
Serbia, on the Aegean Sea

There’s a place called Kosovo,
that’s where you don’t want to go
to get away from it all

Bodies in the sand
People kicking you off your land
we’ll be falling to the ground from a gun of a Serbian man
way down in Kosovo

Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don’t want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don’t make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don’t want to go)
Down to Kosovo

If we get there fast, then we will die real slow
That’s where you don’t want to go
Way down to Kosovo
(Seriavjo, where I don’t want to go)

We’ll try not to be seen
try to escape the Serbians reach
If we don’t get by they will kill the men in our family

After we lose the fight
We will all sleep longer than the night
we will all die
none of us will survive
way down in Kosovo

Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don’t want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don’t make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don’t want to go)
down to Kosovo

If we get there fast we will die real slow
That’s where we don’t want to go
way down in Kosovo
(Herzegovina, I don’t want to be there)

[Musical interlude]

Nobody wants to know this little place called Kosovo
But all the Serbians want to go and get rid of it all
yes that little Kosovo

Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don’t want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don’t make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don’t want to go)
down to Kosovo

If we get there fast we will die real slow
That’s where we don’t want to go
way down in Kosovo

Bosnia, Herzegovina (Oo I don’t want to take you)
to Slovenia, Macedonia (Please don’t make me take you)
To Croatia, Albania (I don’t want to go)
down to Kosovo

If we get there fast we will die real slow
That’s where we don’t want to go
way down in Kosovo

1 Comment

  1. Asif  •  May 22, 2005 @5:36 am

    Hey Jan !

    Add some more funny stuff like this champ ! The production was awesome !

    Cheers and all the best.

    Asif.

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